soul-lotus:

"boxers are for boys, panties are for girls"

nO wrong bad

boxers and panties are liTERALLY JUST CROTCH FABRIC

wear whatever fucking underwear you want

it underwear.  just underwear.  stop.

I’m so fucking sick of saying I’m sorry when I’m the one collapsed on the ground.
(via n-ul)

(Source: mental-slut)

I need a life that isn’t just about needing to escape my life.
Robert Polito (via hplyrikz)
Something inside is hurting you – that’s why you need cigarettes or whiskey, or music turned so fucking loud you can’t think.

hetawholockvengerstuck:

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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I feel like this was all one big misunderstanding but idk that’s a cute duck

(Source: officialkrudd)


run-lonely-tardis-man:

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:

kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY IM DYING

(Source: omgtsn)

If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ‘em
John Waters (via kushandwizdom)
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