May 2013
97 posts
wikatiepedia:
crimsoncamellianeko:
forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim:
wikatiepedia:
from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this
oh wow look how sarcastic that looks
that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary
DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
6 tags
*goes to take final*
realizes you didn’t learn half of the material that’s on it in the nine weeks you’ve had class.
snorlaxatives:
99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
heartcramp:
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be...
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
grrrlfever:
if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me
not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego
adventuresonpaper:
I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
teapayne:
I’ve been 18+ since I was 12
sadillite:
all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair...
kissesjohnlockandgrell:
mrloopysquirrel:
wHy
I hate you.
galaxys4:
hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
dontblink-neverlookaway:
supernaturalsuperfreak:
the-aloha-wolf:
fuckinghannibal:
timelordblogging:
I don’t believe we have properly introduced the Hannibal Fandom to the neighborhood. So the Whovians would like to welcome the Fannibals
-The Doctor Who Fandom
Cheers
- The Hannibal Fandom
It’s nice having friends for dinner.
The Supernaturalists would like to invite you to have...
ghosteh13:
voice-of-tartarus:
demeaniac:
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain...
when people compare their relationships to Romeo...
laugh-addict:
I’m sorry did you ever read it..
Everybody dies.
jpgay:
me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
